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Ancient Chinese jokes: God of Target

A general who had gone out to battle was unable to stave off defeat when the God of the Target appeared to join his ranks and turned the tables on the enemy. Thereupon, the general kowtowed to the God and asked his name. “I am the God of Target.” “What have I done, my God, to deserve your assistance?” “I’ve always been grateful to you,” replied the God of Target, “Because in the old days when you were practicing archery on the drilling ground, you never once hit me with your arrows.”

A poor scholar was extravagant in his way of living. One night, a burglar broke into his room, only to find it absolutely empty. Terribly disappointed, the burglar left, pouring out a stream of abuse, at that the scholar immediately fumbled under his pillows and, finding a few copper coins, rushed out after the burglar. Having caught up with him, the scholar gave him the coins, saying: “I’m afraid I’ve been a poor host tonight. Pray out in a good word for me in front of the people.”

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